Toilet Paper Or Bath Tissue?
Do you say Toilet Paper, or Bath Tissue?
We usually go by Toilet paper...or worse TP...which or course leads to arms in the air reciting, 'me need TP for my bunghole' (I know we are very sad people...)
I think however, that I will start referring to it as bath tissue. It just sounds classier... plus it takes the 'Toilet' completely out of the equation.
"Brett, I'm going to need some Bath Tissue please...." yeah, that sounds much nicer. Bath Tissue it is.
"Brett, I'm going to need some Bath Tissue please...." yeah, that sounds much nicer. Bath Tissue it is.
OK... now do it with me...
pull your shirt up over your head,
outstretch your arms..
bend them upward 90%...
hands open, fingers closed....
now say it!
"Me CornHolie-o....me need TP for my BungHole."
**Very good Bevis.**
Excuse me....do you have any "bath tissue"?
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