Why Not, Horse Snot
Jeanine was the stable owner's daughter. She and I were friends too, however she was a bit older then I was. On one of my daily trips to the farm, I found her there cleaning stalls. The worker was not there that day and she was on stall detail. I picked up a rake and joined in on her fun. As we were going through the stalls in the boarder’s section, we stopped and took a break. We were fooling around and having a gay old time. I approached a big dark bay gelding’s stall. He was one of my favorites and his name was Why Not. The stalls were all closed by web guards, rather then full wooden doors. Jeanine was leaning against Toby’s stall guard talking to me, when I noticed Why Not playing with his mouth and turning his lip up. I closed in on him trying to decipher his Tattoo on the underneath of his upper lip. Suddenly without any warning at all Why Not let out the hugest sneeze of all time. Right on my face! I was covered, my face, my glasses; all in hay and horse snot.....It was the most disgusting thing and Jeanine found it absolutely hilarious. She laughed so hard, that she tumbled over backwards, over the stall guard and landed in Toby’s stall. That got me laughing at her and her laughing even harder. I think we were there for about 10 minutes just cracking up at ourselves.
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