I am so freakin' tired of these callers that are not there when I answer the phone.

Telemarketers....800 numbers....I actually answer from time to time because they call so often. 

They are never there!

Most of the time I sit and I wait....I listen to the static until it disconnects....Last week I heard a woman read and discuss her entire horoscope with a coworker while I sat on the line...then without even checking to see if I were there....she hung up.  (she should have luck in love this week and her lucky color was white) 

The week before I was having a moment...and so was Ellen...so I picked up the phone and let her scream her blood curdling screech into it....I held the phone to her until she was done.  I have no idea if anyone was there or not...but if they were...I hope they got the point.  I AM BUSY!!!

And how about the ones that are just a recording telling you to call them for an important offer!  Are you kidding me!!??


So what the hell are these people doing?  They have one job...disturb people at home and recruit them for whatever they are selling...one job!  And they can't even be there when I answer the phone!

Then there's my favorite...I say Hello.  Theres a pause...then "Hello?"  Like are you there...can I help you...Pay Attention you douche bag in a head set!!!  

OMG I hate it.