So I love to tell a good Brett story...I will not tell you what brought this one up (ha-ha)...but years ago...

Brett sat down on the couch with a great deal of pride and began telling both myself and Eric Roux about his next great invention!  He had used the bathroom at Bus that afternoon, to...well you know...and as he lined the seat with tissue paper he thought what a great invention it would be to make a tissue type liner, shaped like the toilet seat, ready to use in all public bathrooms. 

He was very proud of his brilliance.

Eric and I looked at him a bit puzzled and that at each other.  We wondered who should tell him?  Finally I think it was me that broke his little, tissue lined heart with the news that there was already such a thing and his cheap ass company just didn't have them provided.


As my friends often say...Poor, Poor Brett.