75 Ways
So I made up the list below for a Bulldog Group on FB and it's way too good not to have printed in my blog...to keep For-ev-er!!
75 Ways to know you were a Bulldog in the 80's and 90's!
(posted February 16, 2009 at 2:29pm)
1. You’ve ever been asked if you want to play hardball.
2. You remember gathering on the front lawn for Balloon Day.
3. You remember the All Purpose Room as your Gym.
4. Your class ever stopped when the Fire Whistle in town went off, because an announcement was about to be made for “Our” brave to report.
5. You remember the paintings in the hallways.
6. YOU painted the paintings in the hallways.
7. You remember Mrs. Stopper and her paddle.
8. You played Pitch during Senior Lounge
9. You ever wondered if Ms. Iles knew how far up her nose her finger nails were actually going.
10. You remember the Administration building that used to be where the students now park.
11. You participated in the “Sit In” but had no idea what it was about.
12. You looked out your classroom window and saw a corn field.
13. Mr. Castelli ever told you to put all 6 feet on the floor and open all 7 holes in your head.
14. You ever preformed a last minute hair cut for a friend about to go on camera in Mrs. Roth’s Geris class.
15. You thought your Kindergartner teacher was hot!
16. You ever went Egging on the Town Green on Halloween.
17. You can still hear Mrs. Gates saying “3000 ducats,” in that creepy little voice.
18. You ever wondered why your school had a building called the ‘Chicken Coop.’
19. You remember Recess.
20. You remember when Homecoming meant a Pep Rally and a parade through town.
21. You’ve ever witnessed the Nantucket Sleigh Ride Mr. Perry style.
22. You’ve ever had a Globe thrown at you.
23. You ever had a crush on Mrs. Bottini.
24. You wore work boots to school…and they weren’t a style.
25. You ever sat on the Roof during Chap’s class.
26. You took Chap’s French classes and to this day the only thing you can say is ‘Bonjour.’
27. Mr. Zak ever creeped you out.
28. You can remember Square Dancing in gym class
29. When your Gym class went out to the softball field you ever skipped away to pet the cows on the other side of the fence.
30. You had an award winning marching band
31. You ever wondered what that Trailer was for that was parked by the Tennis Courts.
32. You've seen Mr. Ron Murray in spandex pants.
33. You swore that you saw the snack window lady on America’s Most Wanted.
34. You see an 80’s Grad walk into a bar and you can wager money that they’ll play Benny Mardones on the Juke box.
35. You’ve ever received Smarties from Mrs. Prendergast for getting a 100% on a math test.
36. You got caught walking out of the bar at lunch time
37. You look at people funny when they mention the Middle School.
38. You are proud when you learn that the Middle School was designed by a 92’ Westmo Grad.
39. You ever questioned Falv’s spandex wardrobe choices.
40. Ms. Marko scared the crap outta ya.
41. You ever had to sit in Lubeck’s ‘Retard Corner.’
42. You ever got caught in the guys/girls locker room.
43. You remember the Day Mr. Hill retired and for whom the elem. school is named.
44. You ever zoned out during class while you watched one of Miss J’s students painting something on the windows.
45. You've ever been in the bowling club with Mr. Bianco.
46. You ever sat on the registers during lunch…and burned your leg when your jean’s ankle zipper got to hot!
47. You have nightmares of seeing Mrs. Gates in a Toga during spirit week.
48. You ever sweltered in your classroom because the windows were bolted shut, because those who will remain nameless broke into the science rooms.
49. You thought the kids in the bigger schools were rich.
50. You ever had Mrs. Gates tell you to spit out your cud
51. You walked to Regal at lunch time for pizza!
52. you passed french class by putting your own grades in the book.
53. you practiced for band in a closet.
54. you could get Mr. Lamb to talk about his Island He "owned" instead of teaching.
55. You remember the Cider Street Trophy.
56. You still think Oriskany is the enemy.
57. You bleed Bulldog Green.
58. Bob Lubeck gave you a C in earth science.
59. You know that floating around out there somewhere is a drunkin’ polaroid of you.
60. You swore at least a million times between 7th and 12th grade that you would leave this freakin’ town…but you came back to raise your children here anyways.
61. You ever gambled secretly during Senior Lounge.
62. You ever smoked on the corner of the school parking lot and Rt. 233.
63. Don McLellan was your gym coach and still remember his silly clap he used to do.
64. You went over town for lunch…meaning you crossed the street.
65. You were afraid of Mrs. Carroll.
66. You ever had a prom at the Lewis House
67. You ever had your bus driver hit a Goat!
68. Your Senior trip was to Darien Lake.
69. You had to be careful when retelling the story of the weekend’s party because your friend’s parents worked at the school.
70. You hate RCH and Oriskany basketball.
71. You knew the bad kids were sent to Brookside.
72. You ever seriously considered hitting Dick with your car when you saw him out for a jog.
73. You ever walked to nice n' easy after school for snacks.
74. You crammed your car in the tiny student parking lot.
And Finally…
75. You reconnected with an old friend that has not been home in a long time and when you told them to meet you at the bar in town, for directions you simply tell them “where ‘The Bucket’ used to be.”
2. You remember gathering on the front lawn for Balloon Day.
3. You remember the All Purpose Room as your Gym.
4. Your class ever stopped when the Fire Whistle in town went off, because an announcement was about to be made for “Our” brave to report.
5. You remember the paintings in the hallways.
6. YOU painted the paintings in the hallways.
7. You remember Mrs. Stopper and her paddle.
8. You played Pitch during Senior Lounge
9. You ever wondered if Ms. Iles knew how far up her nose her finger nails were actually going.
10. You remember the Administration building that used to be where the students now park.
11. You participated in the “Sit In” but had no idea what it was about.
12. You looked out your classroom window and saw a corn field.
13. Mr. Castelli ever told you to put all 6 feet on the floor and open all 7 holes in your head.
14. You ever preformed a last minute hair cut for a friend about to go on camera in Mrs. Roth’s Geris class.
15. You thought your Kindergartner teacher was hot!
16. You ever went Egging on the Town Green on Halloween.
17. You can still hear Mrs. Gates saying “3000 ducats,” in that creepy little voice.
18. You ever wondered why your school had a building called the ‘Chicken Coop.’
19. You remember Recess.
20. You remember when Homecoming meant a Pep Rally and a parade through town.
21. You’ve ever witnessed the Nantucket Sleigh Ride Mr. Perry style.
22. You’ve ever had a Globe thrown at you.
23. You ever had a crush on Mrs. Bottini.
24. You wore work boots to school…and they weren’t a style.
25. You ever sat on the Roof during Chap’s class.
26. You took Chap’s French classes and to this day the only thing you can say is ‘Bonjour.’
27. Mr. Zak ever creeped you out.
28. You can remember Square Dancing in gym class
29. When your Gym class went out to the softball field you ever skipped away to pet the cows on the other side of the fence.
30. You had an award winning marching band
31. You ever wondered what that Trailer was for that was parked by the Tennis Courts.
32. You've seen Mr. Ron Murray in spandex pants.
33. You swore that you saw the snack window lady on America’s Most Wanted.
34. You see an 80’s Grad walk into a bar and you can wager money that they’ll play Benny Mardones on the Juke box.
35. You’ve ever received Smarties from Mrs. Prendergast for getting a 100% on a math test.
36. You got caught walking out of the bar at lunch time
37. You look at people funny when they mention the Middle School.
38. You are proud when you learn that the Middle School was designed by a 92’ Westmo Grad.
39. You ever questioned Falv’s spandex wardrobe choices.
40. Ms. Marko scared the crap outta ya.
41. You ever had to sit in Lubeck’s ‘Retard Corner.’
42. You ever got caught in the guys/girls locker room.
43. You remember the Day Mr. Hill retired and for whom the elem. school is named.
44. You ever zoned out during class while you watched one of Miss J’s students painting something on the windows.
45. You've ever been in the bowling club with Mr. Bianco.
46. You ever sat on the registers during lunch…and burned your leg when your jean’s ankle zipper got to hot!
47. You have nightmares of seeing Mrs. Gates in a Toga during spirit week.
48. You ever sweltered in your classroom because the windows were bolted shut, because those who will remain nameless broke into the science rooms.
49. You thought the kids in the bigger schools were rich.
50. You ever had Mrs. Gates tell you to spit out your cud
51. You walked to Regal at lunch time for pizza!
52. you passed french class by putting your own grades in the book.
53. you practiced for band in a closet.
54. you could get Mr. Lamb to talk about his Island He "owned" instead of teaching.
55. You remember the Cider Street Trophy.
56. You still think Oriskany is the enemy.
57. You bleed Bulldog Green.
58. Bob Lubeck gave you a C in earth science.
59. You know that floating around out there somewhere is a drunkin’ polaroid of you.
60. You swore at least a million times between 7th and 12th grade that you would leave this freakin’ town…but you came back to raise your children here anyways.
61. You ever gambled secretly during Senior Lounge.
62. You ever smoked on the corner of the school parking lot and Rt. 233.
63. Don McLellan was your gym coach and still remember his silly clap he used to do.
64. You went over town for lunch…meaning you crossed the street.
65. You were afraid of Mrs. Carroll.
66. You ever had a prom at the Lewis House
67. You ever had your bus driver hit a Goat!
68. Your Senior trip was to Darien Lake.
69. You had to be careful when retelling the story of the weekend’s party because your friend’s parents worked at the school.
70. You hate RCH and Oriskany basketball.
71. You knew the bad kids were sent to Brookside.
72. You ever seriously considered hitting Dick with your car when you saw him out for a jog.
73. You ever walked to nice n' easy after school for snacks.
74. You crammed your car in the tiny student parking lot.
And Finally…
75. You reconnected with an old friend that has not been home in a long time and when you told them to meet you at the bar in town, for directions you simply tell them “where ‘The Bucket’ used to be.”
Holy crap that is awesome! Chapadeau...that guy was hilarious. So many good ones! And the sit in...what the f was that ever about? Of course I was part of that...I was on local TV!
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