So somehow cute, random, sarcastic conversation with my daughter led to, "I bought you."

oh boy....

Yes. 

You can see where this is going...

I wasn't thinking.  And I totally didn't mean it that way at all...we were kidding around about something although at this point I have lost focus on how this terrible diarrhea of the mouth even began.  But, I told her, as I have told others, I dialed 1-800-CUTE-KID and said give me the best one you got!  LOL  I was playing...and she was grinning.

Ellen of course...being two, then latched on to just the one phrase..."You bought me." she JUST KEPT REPEATING!!!

I didn't want to over react so I told her, "Yup!  Put ya in the cart and wheeled you right up to the cashier...she ran you down the conveyor belt.  Gave you a scan (even added the beep noise) and we brought ya home."


ug...when am I going to learn.