So today I casually strolled into my kitchen looking for something to nosh on (I know, dumb word right, but they use it on celebrities all the time, so why not Michelle?)

I spotted the bananas on the counter and walked straight toward them without another thought to checking the rest of the cupboards for something else. 

I locked eyes on the little, yellow banana bunch...I got closer...I reached out...


        ...then I grabbed the tub of Candy Corn sitting right next to them...



What is wrong with me?