I hate how sometimes my sarcastic little jabs are only for me to understand.  It's like the entire rest of the world misses out on my incredible wit!

Right after high school I did a stint at the local Nice-N-Easy quick stop gas station.  One of the things that always made me nuts, was when people would order a slice or pizza from the warmer. 

I would ask, "Sausage or peppers?"

Key word there being "OR"

The customer, without fail would always just say, "Ya."

That was not a yes of no question!!  It was a This or That type request for knowledge!

I would get so frustrated and annoyed with the common people.

So, to this day if I ask some one to choose between options and they reply yes or no...I mumble, "Sausage or peppers," under my breath.

No one gets this but me....

            ...and now maybe you...