Today I totally slapped my husband's face...and it was AWESOME!!

 

I just wanted to see how it would feel! 

What it would be like to slap someone across the face!

 

So we're standing in the kitchen talking about corn and potatoes...would I rather have dinner rolls or homemade biscuits with dinner and out of now where, Boom!  I just lifted my hand and swiped it across his left cheek! 

Now this wasn't some kind of wind up for it soap opera slap that he could see coming.  There was no prelude to it.  No time for him to grab my wrist in the nick of time. 

I just reached up and  Smack!

 

It was so funny....the look on his face!  His head jerked back as it swung slightly right with a "What the Hell?"  look plastered upon on it!

 

I instantly apologized, although I'm not sure he could hear it through my laughter!

 

Oh my goodness that was funny...even know as I type I am beginning to well up with tears of joy.

 

I just wondered what it would be like to slap someone across the face. 

 

It turns out it was pretty darn awesome!

 

I slapped you Beotch!

 

 

LMAO!!!

[Man I love my husband!]