I hate people that try so desperately to be cool. 

The bottom line is you are either cool, or you are not. 

It's something you are born with...it's not something you acquire as life goes on.

You know the people I am talking about.  The ones that you KNOW were dorks in high school.  The ones that even though they want you to think they are all that and a bag of chips....they really are just begging you to accept them.

They're desperate.  They're name droppers.  They tell you about every moment of their life hoping you'll think they are interesting.  They latch on.  They invite themselves along to even the boring events just to be included.  They're scratching and tearing at the upper crust of cool, just trying to break through...just hoping no one will notice the "Dork" stamped across their forehead.

Guess what?

WE SEE IT!! 

No matter what you do...no matter how you dress...who you hang with...who's name you drop around the water cooler...we can see that you are a poser.

Accept it.

If you stop trying so hard, maybe they'll let you stick you head through the bubble of coolness and look around a bit.  But stop being so desperate...it's depressing and embarrasses us all.

All I can really say, is Ferb may have built you an Elevator to the Coolness...but that does not mean you belong on the level... or that the doors will ever even open when you get there!