I've found in my many years that I am an outstanding liar. 

I can hear a secret and never tell. 

I can make you believe anything that I want you to, to be the truth.

My secret?


I just firmly believe that what I'm telling you is the truth.


The secret to a good lie....is to be excellent at lying to yourself.


But don't worry, I only use my power for good!


(like suprises, and awesome loyalty)