Rock Radio High
I hate when you're riding in your car and you hear an awesome song come over the radio...You turn it up y'all (as Skynyrd would say) and you rock it out! Singing at the top of your lungs! You don't care who can see you, you're in the private sanctity of you own four door amphitheater sedan....Then the song ends...
You're now on a rock radio high! You're feeling good! You're cruisin' with your tunes!
The DJ says something corny and sets up the next song...
...it sucks.
Don't break this high!! Don't bring me down!
You start channel surfing....you can't find anything good. You are now frantic as you press button after button! Seek, Seek, Scan!! and still there is NO GOOD SONG ON THE RADIO!!!
You start picturing Jerry McGuire, and would gladly part with your back teeth to hear Free Fallin' at this moment!!
Out of options, you aggressively hit the "mode" button and pray there's a good CD in your player only to find your toddler's Phineas and Ferb CD is in there...
Crap.
At this point, enough time has elapsed and you have come down off your rock radio high.
You have two choices....You can either go back to the radio and be the wind beneath Bette's wings, or you can stick with Phineas and Ferb and be the Queen of Mars.
I was a Queen today....I didn't want to mess up my hair being the wind....
"Now I'm the queen of Mars,
I was invisible on earth.
It only took a magic portal to mars,
To give me something worth."
- Candace (Ashley Tisdale)

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