ok, This is my take on the Super Bowl... 

 

It was a good game.  Every year its a crap shoot as to wether or not it will be fun and exciting, or a snoozer.  Sometimes when you pit the two best teams in the league against each other, it becomes low scoring and boring.  This was a game.  Right down to the last minute when Pitt had a chance.  Good Game guys, and way to go PACK!

 

Let's talk about the rest...

 

Xtina - "'O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming"  THOSE ARE THE WORDS!!!!  There's a nice history lesson on the origin of the song and its lyrics on youtube... maybe you should have watched it you over bleached ... "O'er" bleached idiot!  My ancestors all rolled in their graves.  What's more is my Australian Shepherd barks every time a dog comes on the TV.  This is annoying yes, but some times amusing.  Like tonight!  They key up the camera on Christina Aguilara with her trade mark spatula and magic marker applied make up and my dog went nuts!  I've got my hand on my heart and threatened my daughter with her life if she spoke or played during the song, and the whole time, my dog is barking and jumping at the TV.  Honestly with her polyester bleached out extension hair... I think she thought we had turned on the Shaggy Dog.  What the Hell was that???  How do you get the words wrong on one of the first songs we all learn as Americans!!!  You're fired...

 

Now let's get to Half Time.  Light show... Amazing!  Loved the suits and the colors.... dancing was pretty wild.  Black Eyed Peas... sucked bawls.  I was excited about them tonight.  I could hear my dad across town grown when they took the stage and I thought, 'they'll show him, they're good!'  NOT.  The sound was horrible.  The songs and their set list... horrible.  I wanted to slap Fergie when she started singing Sweet Child O Mine!  And please!!  Why even have Slash there if you are not going to let him play his signiture pleading intro that makes that the single greatest guitar opening in the history of music!  Then... to top it all off... Down drops in Usher.  YAY! I thought... he's gonna save the day.  This guy can sing.  He will fix this disaster that the crowd was actually Boo-ing....  Why was he even there????  He danced... he sang, "hey baby, ya baby" a few times... then he sank down into the stage and every thing was over.  What the Hell was that???  It all sucked. 

 

Commercials!  How many people say every single year, "I only watch it for the commercials!"  Why?  The last few years they have been normal TV Commercials.  Nothing special. Aside from the cute kid in the Darth Vador suit thinking he started the car with his mind.... and the Tiny Dancer Budwiser one... nothing at all to talk about.  To be honest my fav was the Chrysler one featuring Detroit and Eminem.  I like that they are normal commercials again.  I like that advertisers are not buying into the money hungry cash cow that is the Major Network wrapped in the National Football League. Way to stand down!

 

This is what I think... (cause why stop now...)

 

I think that the Hype needs to stop.  I think we need to watch the Super Bowl for what it is.  A ... wait for it..  FOOTBALL GAME!!!  No more red carpet where celebrities that get chauffeured in only to be interviewed and say, "as long as its a good competition I don't care who wins."  please.  You're a poser wuss duche bag when you say that.  Pick a damn Team!  Or how about this... don't go if you don't watch football!!  We don't care if you're there or not!!  Stop the big celebrity National Anthem Singing that take it over the top and butcher the song to make it "original"  Puh-leeease...  Get someone with a nice voice to sing it the way it was written (Christina!) and put no personal spin on it.  Sing it so that the rest of the nation can sing along to OUR song!  And Half time!!  NFL!  Major TV Net work!!  Stop trying so hard to outdo yourselves each year!!  You are Never, ever, ever,ever, ever, ever, ever, ever gonna top Janet Jackson's Boobie!!  Stop Trying!!

 

Let's get together once a year to drink Beer, eat hot wings and Pizza, watch football... cheer for a team!  And in the end, let's have some guy yelling "I'm going to Disney World" as another guy leans over his shoulder with his #1 finger in the air, that loosens his fist into a wave and yells, "Hi Mom!" 

 

We all go to bed a little buzzed... with good times under our belt and AOL would have only one head line in the morning, rather then 7.

 

Way to go Pack!  I was pulling for ya!

 

OH ya, one more thing... Stop showing me George Bush during the telecast.  Instead, let's put George and Christina into a boat and give 'em  push...