No More Room
Miss Ellie still sleeps in a diaper... and that's okay.
This morning, she was up and playing with the Pups and before I had time to take it off, I heard her go into the Bathroom.
"Puppy NO!" I heard her yell.
I went into the bathroom to find her sitting peacefully on her toilet with a diaper sitting by her feet... with a giant turd propped nicely inside it.
"You Pooped?" I promptly asked a bit confused.
"Yes," she grunted. "I didn't make it to the toilet in time."
"That's okay," I smiled reassuringly at her.
... all quiet ...
"I pooped out that little turd, cause my butt didn't have anymore room," she added.
oh. my. goodness....
Kid is too cute!
So today I decided that next time I want to call someone out on their crap, instead of my mom's tried and true, 'you're so full of shit your eyes should be brown.' I'm going to say ...
"You're so full of Shit, there's no more room in your ass!"
Thanks Miss Ellie for once again changing world!

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