I knew I was royalty!!

Ever since I saw Princess Di's wedding,  I Just knew it!

It was announced, that the soon to be Queen Kate Middleton is a distant relative of Francis Scott Key!!

...as am I ! 

(She's Also relatives to Gen. Patent, Washington AND Ellen DeGenerase!)


So it was decided that when Nicky and I take over the World, and she's already given me North Dakota, that I will be called RPITA - Royal Pain In The Ass!

Yay -  an acronym!

Also was decided that Barb will be  my "STUNNING" motor cage general.  She will  ride a horse in a zebra tutu and carry a taser... with a black leather bustier ... of course ... dddaaaa

So cool, I've always wanted a Title!