Captains Log, Earth Date: 096.11 - its *%^@ ing  snowing ...
 
Today we will attempt to reach the one they call 'Mother Nature' one last time.

We received Intel from those twitchy, jabbering gray squirrels that she's hiding somewhere in a place the vacationers call "The Keys"   Said to be wearing an itsy bitsy, tinie weenie Oak Leaf and tries to hide in the occasional Mumu disguise.
 
We will infiltrate, locate the target and kick her lily ass until she screams for mercy, bleeds the color of a hot roasting sun & rainbows come shooting out of her #@*± ASS !!!

Signing off now ... I will see you all soon at the WELCOME SPRING party we throw with Miss La te da mother nature herself serving us shots of Sunshine!


You better Hide mother nature - New Yorkers are COMING for YOU!!!