The other morning the first thing Ellen said was about Junior.  She next asked, "how can we get God to give him back?"

... This made me sad.

Today's early morning Ellen'ism was of a cuter nature  - "chocolate milk makes you live."

who's gonna argue with that?

Later she added, "You know, milk makes babies.  I drink a lot of milk, so I have 13 babies in my tummy."


God Bless her.  ... at least if they're all just like her, she won't have to spend a lot on clothes!