Human Shield
Last Friday night I took Ellen and her friend next door to the Trick Or Treat night at the school that the PTA puts on.
It was cute, but chaotic.
We were playing in the Gym when I finally ran into my nemesis....
In the face of controversy, I had two options -
1. I could go over and say hello like an adult... make small talk and try desperately to pull myself away from the inquisition.
or
2! I could use Mike Flint like a shield while I gathered the kids and got the hell out of dodge!
Looks like I spend the next 13 or 14 years aligning myself with tall people to hide behind
Ya, I'm a grown up
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