Paybacks a ...
I sincerely pray that as I reach my golden years, & my grown up daughter is trying desperately to get me dressed and off to the Sr. Center for Bingo, so she can get to work, I have the presence of mind, as well as my sarcastic wit still in tact to really mess with her!
I plan to make her follow me around the house with my stockings asking me over and over to put them on, scream bloody murder when she comes at me with the hair brush even though it has not yet touch me, and lastly, I will let her get me fully dressed and when she leaves the room with direction to put my shoes and coat on, I'll stripdown to my underwear and sit in the middle of the floor with a book. When she returns to see I'm no longer 'ready to go' I'll tell her "They didn't feeled good."
She'll bitch that I'm a crazy old Pain in the ass, but I'll really just be evil laughing on the inside!
Honestly If my child ever made it directly from point A to point B it would be a flippin' miracle
I'm is seriously in need of a Crisis Hotline # for Mothers of 4 yr old daughters....
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