She Died.
The other day I was watching Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium and decided I want this said at my funeral. [ I have to tell you, because when I ask Brett for such things, he implies I'm a bother... Please spread my ashes from the Maine Water Tower where I was born & he responds, "I'm not driving all the way to Maine." nice] so here it goes....
I've lived all five of my acts, and I am not asking you to be happy that I must go. I'm only asking that you turn the page, continue reading... and let the next story begin. And if anyone asks what became of me, you relate my life in all its wonder, and end it with a simple and modest "She died."
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