Contradiction



This is from a High School notebook.

Apparently its Folklore of nonsensical rhymes, but for some reason I think Sucheski taught it to me ???

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up and started to fight.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they called on a dead man to be referee.
Back to back, facing each other,
They drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
go ask the blind man, he saw it too.


 

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