Norm
Fat old guy,
on a bar stool,
sits and drinks beer,
with nothing to do.
Day in and day out,
He looks like part of the bar.
Beer nuts in front of him,
His face always in the jar.
He never moves,
But always there to talk,
A trip to the men's room
to relieve himself,
Is all the farther he walks.
When he comes in,
Out from the storm,
he says, "Hey everybody,"
and they all yell, "Norm!"
[so far my best work from 10th grade...]
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